Arts Alive San Antonio

                      HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY

Valentine’s is the day to celebrate Love, and a little humor makes it even more fun.

So, ARTS ALIVE SAN ANTONIO decided to help with the humor part! Here are a few things we found that you might find amusing.

“Without Valentine’s Day, February would be, well, January.” — Jim Gaffigan

“By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you’ll be happy. If you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher.” —Socrates

“Just last week I wrote “I still love you; see last year’s card for full details.’” —- Michael McIntyre, comedian

“Love is a lot like a backache/ It doesn’t show up on x-rays but you know it’s there.” — George Burns

“Love is an hourglass, with the heart filling up as the brain empties.”  — Jules Renard

“Love thy neighbor, and if he happens to be tall, debonair and devastating, it will be much easier.” — Mae West

“My wife is really sentimental. One Valentine’s Day I gave her a ring, and to this day, she has never forgotten the three words that were engraved inside: Made in Taiwan —Leopold Fetchner

Marriage is a lot like the Army, everyone complains, but you’d be surprised at the large number that re-enlist —James Garner

“I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.” — Rita Rudner

“Love is sharing your popcorn.” — Charles Schultz

“Marry a man your own age; as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight.” — Phyllis Diller

“Love: A temporary insanity, curable by marriage.” —Ambrose Bierce

“True love comes quickly without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked.” —Erick Segal

“I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.” — Groucho Marx

“Keep love in your heart. A life without it is like a sunless garden when the flowers are dead.” (Not funny but true!) — Oscar Wilde.
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